I am not sure if this person does have loved ones, but here is today's gift suggestion for right wing harpy, Ann Coulter.
It's two gifts in one, really: First, she will need one to have her daily small diet water, as she broke her jaw recently and they wired it shut - hopefully permanently. I mean that in the most loving and constructive way possible.
Also, the straw being very thin, 100% white and completely empty is a dead ringer for Ann - so you can tell her it's the ultra rare new Ann Coulter action figure!
The straw is available for free in most fast food restaurants and already comes gift-wrapped in stylish white paper. Show her she's worth it!