Thursday, November 27, 2008

Celebrity Gift Suggestions: Ann Coulter

I am not sure if this person does have loved ones, but here is today's gift suggestion for right wing harpy, Ann Coulter.

A straw.

It's two gifts in one, really: First, she will need one to have her daily small diet water, as she broke her jaw recently and they wired it shut - hopefully permanently. I mean that in the most loving and constructive way possible.
Also, the straw being very thin, 100% white and completely empty is a dead ringer for Ann - so you can tell her it's the ultra rare new Ann Coulter action figure!

The straw is available for free in most fast food restaurants and already comes gift-wrapped in stylish white paper. Show her she's worth it!

1 comment:

J.R. LeMar said...

The shame is the jaw-wiring isn't permanent. That would be a true gift to everyone. Although I guess we'd have to hope for her getting severe arthritis in her hands, as well. So that she couldn't write any more crazy books or blogs.