Wednesday, August 01, 2007

He Can Seek Group Therapy with Pastor Meth

Tommy Tester (does that sound like a porn name to anyone else?), a baptist minister, was arrested in Tennessee. Evidently, he drove under the influence of vodka and something called oxycodone (I am guessing that's not acne medication?), was wearing a skirt, took a leak in front of some kids at a car wash (won't somebody please think about the children?) and offered oral sex to a police officer.

This guy would be perfect for John McCain's campaign. I hear John is always hiring.

1 comment:

littlemonstercallum said...

Sorry I can't help but laugh at the whole image I have in my head. And here is a question, is it worse someone of this position doing something like this than the average Joe Blogg on the street?