I saw Larry Craig on TV this morning. He looked just like on his booking photos after his arrest for teh gey mens room sex.
I don't have a verbatim transcript of his statement handy, but this is how I remember it:
I am not gay! I've never been gay, even when I was fooling around with guys in college, I was completely straight! I am not gay!! I will never be gay, even if that lovely Rupert Everett ever starts returning my calls. I mean, I am not gay! I don't even like show tunes! I am pure country & western. It doesn't get more butch than cowboys, right? Not gay! No gayness! Not g-a-y. You got that, you media hacks? With a "y." Youuuuu guys made me confess to a crime I did not commit, the crime of hot, hard bodies rubbing against each other in an excitingly public place. I did not do that. He didn't even go for it! That proves that I AM NOT GAY!
Because it's so damn obvious, here's the video dedicated to Men's Room Larry - George Michael's Outside.