Monday, September 01, 2008

Congratulations, soon-to-be Grandma, Sarah Palin!

Sarah "not Hillary" Palin, expected to be the second woman in history to lose an election as candidate for the vice presidency, announced that her 17 year old daughter Bristol "the Pistol" Palin is 5 months pregnant.

And now the lucky dad, whoever he is, will have to marry her.

As ABC News informs us:

Gov. Palin is a strong proponent of teaching abstinence-only sex education to teenagers.

It gives a whole new meaning to "no child left behind," doesn't it? Let's just hope she doesn't give the kid an embarrassing name.


You might not remember this singer from the 80s, but my best friend still loves her and the story the song tells is kind of relevant here.

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