Little Dan had to be hospitalized when he accidentally glued even littler Dan to a vacuum cleaner. Pulling said household appliance across the stage with said private part is Dan's act.
“I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short lived.”
He said short lived. OK, it's funnier when I'm the one with the puns.
The Scotsman reports that it took nurses hours to remove the hoover from little Dan's little Dan. They sure had a tall tale to tell when they got home.
I dedicate this song to Dan the Demon Dwarf. Get well soon!
2 comments:
LOL!! This makes me chuckle everytime I think about it. And the clip? I've never sen Ally McBeal but I want to now!
omigoodness
the question is REALLY
what was he trying to do with the vacuum
I think that he was trying to stretch his lil Dan personally!
idiot! hehehehehehehe
that is hilarious
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